Ridin’ with the Waymos

By | December 8, 2018

In Phoenix final week, I did what insurance coverage of us do in Phoenix. I hunted down an autonomous car. I even took an image:

The ‘W’ on the rear window stands for Waymo, the Google/Alphabet division that’s most likely the chief in growing driverless applied sciences.
Relying on which insurance coverage thought chief you discuss to, driverless autos will revolutionize our enterprise or destroy it. I’m a skeptic: We may have driverless automobiles; everybody will use them, however not for one more 20-plus years; and they won’t be the demise of auto insurance coverage.
Google’s not-so-secret testing facility is simply south of Phoenix, in Chandler. I couldn’t discover it on Google Maps (it’s a secret, shock shock), however I may discover Chandler Metropolis Corridor. In an adjoining lot sat three or 4 bubble-headed Waymos. They’re eerily similar Chrysler Pacifica minivans. Every is white. Every has the identical bubble mind on the identical spot of the hood and the identical aqua-and-sea-green W brand. And, although they’re white, the desert solar reveals no trace of grime.
I parked throughout the road and commenced my stake-out.
A staff of hipsters (broad beards; skinny khakis) gave every automobile its inspection. I watched one circle his automobile slowly. Its windshield wipers have been flipped up, probing the air like an insect’s antenna. The person wiped on the windshield, then continued round.
About 10:15 (after the morning rush, I archly famous), the primary set out. I made a fast U-turn to path it. A sober-faced bearded man occupied the driving force’s seat. He’s there in case the equipment wants a hand.
The automobile set out south, made a proper, drove a block, made one other proper and went north on a busy road. I adopted. It went by way of a visitors mild, barely stepping into the intersection earlier than the sunshine went yellow. Because the trailing car, I needed to determine: Ought to I gun it by way of the yellow/crimson? Was I in sizzling pursuit?
I ended. Poor Waymo wouldn’t be allowed to run a crimson; it wouldn’t be sporting if I did. I additionally thought it might be dangerous to trigger an accident whereas tailing an accident-free automobile. I watched the Waymo, oblivious to my designs, give me the slip. It went a number of hundred yards, then made one other proper.
That’s three consecutive rights, and it took the automobile to a spot it may have reached by making one left.
That’s the rap on Waymos: They don’t prefer to make left turns the place there isn’t a mild to usher them by way of. I collect it may be a one thing of sport to sit down behind them as they fight.
Maybe. Personally, I encounter that always sufficient – each single time I drive.  I normally yell one thing each a propos and inappropriate, like, “TURN THE [profane meaningless intensifier] CARRRRR!!!”
Anyhow, I didn’t have to expertise that. I perceive these automobiles gained’t be excellent tomorrow, however will enhance inexorably over time.
I attempted to trace that first automobile down, however quickly sufficient one other got here by. As I tailed that, I noticed one other. For a couple of half-hour I might hopscotch from one to the following, then fall in behind, ticking alongside at precisely the pace restrict, as they do.  I might pull alongside at a visitors mild and look over on the facet mirror, the place a fist-sized sensor – it regarded like a vertical turbine, however turned inside out – whirred, sensing issues within the driving setting that have been a thriller to me. Or I’d zoom forward and monitor from my rear-view mirrors as they moved ahead, steadily and with function.
The gents with beards and thin khakis know you might be tailing them, as a result of no human proceeds down the road like these automobiles do.
These automobiles all the time transfer at precisely the pace restrict. They solely change lanes once they should. Their turns – proper or left – are exceedingly, maddeningly exact. They’re six-cylinder bureaucrats.
I’m not even positive you may name their actions driving. The verbs we use to explain vehicle propulsion – driving, race, cruise, creep, crawl – Waymos don’t do these issues. These phrases convey drama. Waymos take away the drama from auto journey, and that makes them protected.